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Final notice: Citizen, you have unpaid vibe infringements. Failure to pay will result in your Spotify Wrapped being shared with your family.
Pay a Vibe Fine
| Infringement | Amount |
|---|---|
| Replying "haha" without laughing (×212) | $10,600.00 |
| Laughing at your own jokes before finishing them | $240.00 |
| Your LinkedIn "thought leadership" posts | $480.00 |
| That haircut in 2019 (backdated) | $1,200.00 |
| Having "Live, Laugh, Love" energy | $333.00 |
| Vibe Officer call-out fee (he had to put pants on) | $95.00 |
| Late fee, because obviously | $67.00 |
| Discount for being a good sport | −$0.01 |
| Total owing | $13,014.99 |
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For security reasons, the Bureau does not accept money. Money can't buy vibes. Believe us, we've seen you try.
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Your fines have been settled. Your vibe remains unchanged. The Bureau reminds you that paying a fine doesn't make you cool, it just makes you compliant.