Contact a Vibe Officer
Our officers are highly trained professionals who have each passed a rigorous 20-minute online course. Choose an officer below, or use the form to lodge a report.
Craig
22 years' service. Has never once had a good vibe himself, which is what makes him so good at detecting yours. Currently disappointed in you.
The Seagulls
Unanimous on every ruling since 2019. Will accept chips as a bribe. Will not accept a garden salad.
Your Nan
Only person on staff who still thinks you're lovely. Wants to know why you don't visit.
Officer [REDACTED]
Has been embedded in your group chat since 2021. You've reacted 😂 to 40% of his messages. He's not even that funny.
Kevin
A kangaroo. Handles all cases west of Dubbo. Surprisingly good at paperwork.
VibeBot 3000
Our AI officer. Trained on 400 million group chats. Needs therapy now.
Lodge a report
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